According to my post vasectomy sperm count, I have rare sperm! Interesting. I had my sperm count taken 5 months after my vasectomy, and there were still swimmers. I always figured I was extra fertile. I have to set up an appointment to bring in a new sample to see if they are all gone and I am infertile so that I can get my ‘certified spermless’ certificate to go along with my no babies t-shirt.
I got my computer back today. I am currently running the battery auto learn CMOS feature on it. This has so far taken 5 hours.
I also think I am getting tendonitis in my right elbow. I get shooting pain when I try to lift anything and I have a hard time straightening my elbow.   I am going to take a week off of using my arms for lifting and probably just do cardio and squats. I don’t want to chance a long term injury. It has only been sore for about a week, so I am hoping I have caught it early enough for quick recovery.
Ξ November 11th, 2007 | → Comments Off | ∇ Sex Talk |
According to my site stats, I have had 1000 search queries for “leaking semen” delivering people to my journal in the last 11 days.
Interesting. I don’t seem to recall leaking any semen lately. Even with the PA, everything works just fine. In fact, it works better than before.
Maybe it was my vasectomy? I no longer leak any sperm -at all-. I am infertile. Woo fucking hoo!!! I am very happy about that, trust me. Ejaculate doesn’t count, since it it just a carrier fluid.
Leaking semen.. nope. It’s all quite deliberate thanks!
Ξ October 23rd, 2007 | → Comments Off | ∇ Fitness, Sex Talk |
I got to bring in my 90 day post vasectomy semen sample today. It was an interesting experience. I’ve never cum in a jar and given it to someone to analyze before. The part that sucked was that the instructions for the collection specified NO LUBE. Come on.. no lube? I had to get creative, so I used the Hitachi magic wand and got it using that as the masturbatory aid. The Hitachi works, but it isn’t my favorite way of getting off. It lacks finesse, shall we say, and goes straight to the nerve centre.
When I brought it into the lab my cum in a jar was treated with great urgency. From my pocket it went straight to the lab with much fanfare. It was very exciting to have my semen get so much attention.
Hopefully the results will show that I have no sperm count. I am really looking forward to the fact that I will no longer be able to make anyone pregnant - EVER.
Of course there are other concerns other than pregnancy, like sti’s, so protected sex still happens regardless of the Big V. But the Big V certainly eliminates the risk of accidents.
My workout today was awesome. I keep records each week of sets, reps, and weight and it is nice to see each week that I am making progress. Seeing my body on the video Katt and I did yesterday was really motivating and renewed my commitment to getting fitter.
I made an appointment to get my truck fixed tomorrow. $360 bucks to get the heater core fixed. Much better than the $1100 the dealer was going to charge me. Which reminds me; I need to get the heater core from the shop so I don’t forget to bring it tomorrow.
So…Â crossing my fingers for no sperm!
Ξ July 9th, 2007 | → Comments Off | ∇ Health, Sex Talk |
I got my results from the STI tests I had done a few weeks ago, and I’m all clean and clear. No naughty infections. Woohoo! I expected I would be, but I like to go for regular tests anyways. I haven’t slept with anyone other than Katt for about 2 years, so there was no risk factors to speak of and all my previous tests were clean as well.
Peace of mind is a good thing.
Ξ June 26th, 2007 | → Comments Off | ∇ BDSM Talk, Sex Talk |
Katt’s birthday party at Fly on the 23rd was awesome! We decorated the dungeon with streamers and balloons and had a fantabulous pinata made for the party, and, of course, we had a huge cake to share!
The double flogging work shop put on by Jason was amazing! The workshop attendees learned a lot of tips and tricks about how to use two floggers at once, and they were entertained by the demo with Katt bottoming for Jason during the workshop.
The pinata seemed to be a real hit. It was made by a really talented local craftswoman that created it from a description from Katt. The result, as you can see, is a very hot male torso complete with a HUGE cock and a nice round ass. I think there was some penis envy going on that night.
Eventually, the pinata broke after 6 or 7 people gave it some really hard whacks with various dungeon implements. The part that broke on the pinata, ironically enough, was it’s ass!
The play party after the workshop was really hopping. We had multiple rope suspension scenes, double flogging scenes, and many other hot duos and trios playing! Katt bottomed all night long, eventually wearing out two flogging tops. That’s my girl!
For our next events on July 14 we are having a BBQ in the afternoon, complete with Oil wrestling and a pie baking contest, followed by the regularly scheduled En Femme which starts at 7pm.
Lots of little things going on lately.
I lost the use of my computer for 3 days because of a virus. Going 3 days without a computer is rather hellish, especially when I have a lot of work to do. E-mail is also an essential part of my existence. I spent muchof Wednesday re-installing all my programs and data. Much hassle.
An extra monthly bill has popped up that is rather unfortunate and will make our budget quite tight.
We got a pretty Fisher’s Lovebird a few weeks ago. He is quite bitey and we’ve been working hard to make him more tame and less flesh nouchy.
We took the pugs to the vet early this week for annual shots and to get Luna’s and Bella’s ears looked at. They had been scratching at them for a few days and they seemed to be sore. It turns out they both had ear infections, so we got ear drops and antibiotics from them.
I’ve been working out fairly regularly and am feeling much more fit than I have been for a while. My tolerance of the eliptical trainer has gone down from beng able to be on it for 5 mins to only 20 mins. My feet go completely numb at the 20 minute mark. Wierd. So I do the elliptical for 20 then I run on the dreadmill until I am done. Then I lift weights for 30-45 mins and follow it up with a hot tub and swim.
I go in for a vasectomy in early July. Katt has no uterus, I know, but I do occasionally have other sexual partners and I want no chance of making babies.
We’ve changed En femme to the second Saturday of the month rather than the second friday. I think Saturday is a better day, since most people have Saturday as their party night. This En Femme looks to be quite well attended.
My PA is one of the best sexual enhancement devices I have ever used. The five seconds of pain was definitely worth it. I am at a 10g piercing right now and will try to gradually stretch it to a 6g. Once I am at 6g I will hopefully be able to afford a Prince’s Wand. It looks like an amazing little urethra stim unit that will have benefits for one’s partner as well.
Katt has a live in houseboy now. He is a cool guy and seems to dote on her. He sleeps on a little pet mattress by her side of our bed.
I still need a half decent lawnmower.
I have switched from regular coke to coke zero, thus cutting my calorie intake considerably and my waistline has shrunk as an added bonus.
Our personal and corporate taxes are now done for 2006. Eeeeeeevil! And expensive. But my accountant is teh HAWESOME and does am amazing job for me.
I can haz cheesburger?
Ξ May 14th, 2007 | → Comments Off | ∇ Sex Talk |
I’ve had a successful test run of my new piercing! Life is good.
Ξ April 30th, 2007 | → Comments Off | ∇ BDSM Talk, Sex Talk |
The second day of being pierced was MUCH better than the first.
The first night I bled quite a lot, and last night not much at all. I spent most of the day yesterday doing bleeding management. Today I’ve been able to go our and cut the lawn and run errands without any major issues. I do have to make sure I adjust myself properly though so the piercing doesn’t rub against my underwear too much. If the piercing rubs, it moves, and it feels pretty durned intense.
I’m not supposed to have sex until it heals. The main issue with that is making sure I don’t get bodily fluid that is not my own on the wound. This prevents infection and helps speed healing. As soon as I am healed over enough, I’m going to make use of the plentiful condoms in my home, and try it out!
The piercing is supposed to stretch fairly naturally over time, anywhere up to an 8 or 6 guage piece of jewelery. There are so many amazing pieces of jewelery you can use too. *drools* I am looking forward to going up to a bigger piece of jewelery in.
Let’s see. I had a good birthday this year. I had my typical birthday melancholy, followed by much excitement and fun.
We went out and had sushi for dinner on my birthday, and I bought a fruit flan for dessert. I love flans. I used to have one almost every year when I was in my teens. On Friday we had our first Raven’s Retreat En Femme Friday party. It was my birthday party as well as a public event. It went really well.
I wore a dress for the first time -ever-. I’ve been told for, let me see, YEARS, that I’d look good in one; a gender fuck as it were. A very masculine me, not trying to look anything but masciline, in a dress. Who knew I’d look so hot.
Who knew. The look was a big hit. I got lots of compliments and even some leg humping. Not too shabby.
It was a smallish party, so Katt and I were able to play together. I have been experimenting with sounds. Sounds are nice. New genital sensations are always a good thing. At larger parties we tend to be busier hosting, so having some public play time was nice.
I have been attempting to be a little more open to trying new things. I can be somewhat stubborn about.. err.. change… and about my interpretations about what my role is and how I perceive myself. I can let myself be the focus of attention without feeling guilty. That’s a big one for me.
There has been some change in relationship status for me as well. I had been dating someone until just recently when I decided that I would make a better friend than a boyfriend. The decision really had nothing to do with the person I was dating at all, they are really cool, sweet, and attractive. I am just not up to that level of intensity in my life at the moment. I really don’t like to hurt people, but I can’t be where I’m not. I do enjoy their company a lot though and hope we can remain close friends.
So yeah, as always the birthday has been a very introspective time for me. More later though. It’s late and I am sleepy.
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